Thornbury Choral Society is a registered charity no. C, E- flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors. So E- flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
Corny Choir Jokes, My Favorite Kind
Conductor Jokes - FBYM
Conductor Jokes nail the guy or gal that follows the herd of musicians called a choir or an orchestra. These musicians have to have an incredible memory, not only to remember the score, but what they have said to whom about another player. Long flowing hair and black glaring eyes seem to help get these folks into jobs quicker than the average Joe. These characters are unique and have the personalities, desire and stamina to prove it to you.
So the new conductor addresses the orchestra. He tells them that things are going to change, that everyone will be expected to be on time and that they will work for many long hours. The miracle, after all these years! A blind rabbit and a blind snake bump into each other in the forest. You are cold, slimy, spineless, and have no ears.
There's nothing off-key about these funny choir jokes. In fact, they're perfectly in tune with our sense of humor, and hopefully yours too. Just don't make a song and dance about them! A choir director and an organist are standing in the middle of the road. Which one do you run over first, and why?